"You're a jejune"

Name: Chris (Cristobal para tu personas de espanol)

Nickname: "U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D" (With two D's for a double dose of pimpin)

Position: Manager

Birthday:  Every year

Hometown: I no longer live underground

Sponsors: At this point i should be sponsored by 7-11, Marlboro, Figi, Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks and Knotty Boy

Crew: J-Crew?

Skating/Riding since: I'm retired since 2000

Status: Sensing impending doom

If I could ride anywhere in the world right now it would be: Mountain biking out west

Favorite Trick: Trick or Treating

Favorite Skate/ Bike video: Anything by Enjoi and Lakai "Fully Flared"

Favorite TV shows: Invader Zim, Simpsons, Dexter, Robot Chicken, Sopranos,Lucky Louie, Southpark

Favorite Movies: Horror, B horror, Indie, Comedies

Favorite Bands: Jude the obscure, August Burns Red, Bricks For Shoulders, As I lay dying, Atreyu, Glass Casket,Remembering Never,Circle takes the square, Hum, Orchid, V.O.D. ,Tony danza tap dance extravaganza, Jonah Matranga

Favorite Food: Human flesh...haha j/k...but seriously...no way...maybe

Interests other than riding: Photography, music, pool, chess (I'll destroy you!),movies,camping, reading

One thing I can do is: Tell Pirate jokes

One thing I can't do is: Sleep

If it wasn't for 80's cartoons I wouldn't be who I am today

Some day I'd like to.... Backpack Europe

Favorite thing to do while @ work: Clean, drink coffee, think of ways to be better then you

Hobbies: It's got chicken legs!!!

Best Thought invention: Day Dreaming